The *th Dimension
A little chunk of Land, floating in a sea of white nothingness that is this dimension.
A height challenged man sits on a couch watching TV. He is wearing a green trench coat with yellow trim. His blue bowler with a red band is slightly to the left. He has a black t-shirt on, with stone washed denim jeans. His shoes are untied. His name is Eddie. The TV he is watching is a special TV, It can see anything, anywhere, any when. Eddie has spent awhile watching the TV. Flipping the channels like there is no tomorrow. Which there might not be, but that is a different story.
Eddie gets out his inter-dimensional TV Guide with Mr. Epitome on the cover.
"Hmm, let's see what's on. Ah, here's something. A new episode of LittleSmallville. A younger Scott Brunsen tries to deal with his 'Amazing' powers. He can't decide on which girl he wants to date, Janeen or Chloe. Also, Scott fears that his friend, Willard Luthor, may be evil. Cool, this episode has a special appearance by Tom Irving."
Eddie flips to the channel, the show is at commercial. Eddie lets out a sigh.
*sigh*
"Kids in Armour, the kids dogs like to bite." Sang the TV.
Eddie starts to think. "When was the last time I had Fun with Amazing Guy ? I think at least 90 days."
Eddie's Dimension and the Parodyverse come into range of each other about every other 90 days.
"It's dimension hopping time. Power of Blue Winged Mongoose. Power up."
Eddie disappears & his chunk on land grows.
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Littlesmallville, The Brunsen Home.
Morning, Scott is leaving for work.
"Hello, Mr. Brunsen!" said the Mailman.
"Hi, Gar.... Hey, your not Gary."
"Uh, no. Gary is on another route this morning, my name is Ed." Ed says as he sticks his hand out.
Scott shakes his hand & looks at Ed. He thinks that he has seen Ed before. Ed kind of looks like a happier version of Messenger & in a Postal employee uniform.
"Here I think you might want to read this, first." Ed said as he handed Scott a letter.
Ed then drove off in his mail truck. Scott opens the letter.
"Hmm, who ever send this to me misspelled Los Angeles." Scott thought.
Scott opened the letter, a pitch black light shoots out of the letter and grabs him, and Scott is sucked into the letter. The letter closes it's self back up & disappears, just as Gary the Mailman drives up the street.
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"Uh, where am I?" Scott says as he looks around.
"This looks like Vessel. But how did I get here & how did I get into costume?"
AG walks around, he notices minor changes around Vessel but shrugs it off.
"Hello & Happy Leif Erickson Day, Amazing Guy !" said a happy, chipper female voice said over Vessel's intercom system.
"Vessel?"
"No, Silly. I'm Weasel, the HeeBeeGeeBeeH's Headquarters, remember."
"Weasel, HeeBeeGeeBeeH, I must be halusating. I got to stop eating that pie." AG thought.
"I just wanted to tell that the morning meeting starts in 10 minutes."
"Thanks."
"Your Welcome !"
AG walks to where he thinks the meeting room is. It's there & so are the members of the HeeBeeGeeBeeH.
"Hi, AG." Said a woman wearing a skintight body hugging pink spandex body suit. Her boots were thigh length. At the bottom were three toes; it looked to be connected to the boot. She wore a headband with two pink bunny ears.
"Jackie?"
"No, Jenny, Jenny Bunny. Are you feeling alright, AG?"
"I'm sure he is alright. All he needs is some veggies." Said a brown haired kid, who looked to be 10. He is wearing a red mask, & a red cape that kind of looked like an apron. The rest of his clothes looked normal. He had on a white shirt with orange stripes. He wore blue jeans & on his feet were red high tops.
"Jasper?"
"Yup, Jasper Stevens, Veggie Lad."
"Areyoualright, AG ? Icanfeelsomethingwrongwithyoubutidon’tknowwhat." said a heap of plant life.
"Bog Thing?"
"No,AG. MuckyThing."
"Let's this meeting going, I could be out there killing something." said a woman. She is completely covered up. The only thing showing was her eyes, just barely. Hanging from her belt was a giant scimitar.
"Oh, Good. Desert Rose you haven't changed."
"I am Arctic Lilly."
"AG, what wrong you got almost all of the HeeBeeGeeBeeH's names wrong ?"
"Who said that?"
"I did. Behind you. AG, watch where you’re stepping."
Amazing Guy looks down & sees a very small man.
"I'm sorry, Smallman."
"Now you have gotten all our names wrong. I'm Tiny Dude. What's wrong with you, Amazing Guy?"
"Nothing, just a bit sleepy."
Just then, an Alarm goes off, it has startled all but Mucky Thing. Veggie Lad runs over to a command center that shows why the Alarm went off.
"It's a message from the Larry Legion."
The message appears on screen in front of the HeeBeeGeeBeeH. A lizard of some sort, with purple shorts on head, starts to speak.
"Hello, HeeBeeGeeBeeH, This is Fanny, leader of the Larry Legion. The Larry Legion needs your help & you said you would after we lost to you in the biyearly Bowling tournament."
"Ok, Fanny. We will be down to Praire'Opolass as soon as we can." said Jenny.
"Thank you."
The screen turns off.
"HeeBeeGeeBeeH, Larry Legion, Praire'Opolass & all my friends aren't themselves, what's happening?" Scott thought.
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Elsewhere, a height challenged man laughs. He is watching Amazing Guy on his TV, he call also hear what AG is thinking. The man is in the city called Lost Angles. It stands exactly were Eddie's chunk of land was.
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Back at Weasel's meeting room.
"We need to help out the Larry Legion. They asked & they might not like us if we don't do it." Jenny said.
"But, you can't fight any evil on Leif Erickson Day. It's tradition" said the cheery voice of Weasel.
"Well, we'll just need to break that rule." Arctic Lilly said.
"Ok, we are going, there won't be any debate. AG, would you do your duty." Jenny said.
"What?" Amazing Guy said, caught of guard.
"Create a multi-national soap bubble around us & float us down to Praire'Opolass." Jasper said.
Amazing Guy does. As he does he wonders why he powers are acting weird.
Meanwhile at the Larry Legion Shack on Larry Legion Isle, the Legion wait for the meeting to begin. Some of the members are sitting around the meeting table.
Sitting at the table are Smiles, She is tinkering with the LL's toaster. Sureshot was asleep. Pictionary & loud bang were playing Chess, Pictionary was winning. Prancer was combing her hair & Duner was getting drunk.
"By the power invested in me by the state of California, when will the Naives called HeeBeeGeeBeeH get here." Said Duner, then he drank some of his diet mead.
"Settle down, Duner. They get here when they get here." said Prancer as she combed her hair.
"Oh, Natilina. I love the way you lick me, do it some more." Sureshot mumbles in his sleep.
"Hey, Duner. Pass me some Mead. I'm thirsty." said loud bang, tag-long member of the Larry Legion.
"~You don't need that, your on a diet. Plus, that it tastes bad.~" said Crescendo, from inside loud bang's stomach.
"Shut Up!" loud bang said as he punched himself in the stomach.
"~ow !~"
"Aye, Naive. Mead is only for the gods, like me & my daddy."
"loud bang, try some motor oil, it's yummy." said Pictionary.
"Ok, real man."
"I'm not real, darn it."
"Ok, People. Shut up! We got company." said Fanny as he came into the meeting room with the HeeBeeGeeBeeH.
Fanny looks around. "Where is the rest of the team ?"
No one knew. Just then crashing through a window comes Nuts.
"Sorry, I'm late. Had to deliver a package to the outer reaches of space & I got lost on the way back. I took a left of Uranus when I ment to take a right at Uranus."
Some giggled.
"What ?" Nuts asked.
InsaneCaffineStrangeKid! & Leadfooted walk into the room after Finny.
"Where were you two ?" Fanny asks.
"We were in ICSK!'s room reading comics." said Leadfooted.
"Now were are only missing 3 members."
"Oh, Peggy Sis said that she shouldn't make it for some reason." Prancer said as she continued to comb her hair.
"Now only 2."
"I'm here. Now this party can start !"
Everyone turned to see a woman in a white Elvis inspired jumpsuit.
"Mam'amMam'am, why where you late?" Fanny asks.
"None of your business."
"We were in a fight with giant man eating fruit." said Forkie.
"I am sorry for being late, Good looking friends of Yo-Yo." said a person, not really a man & not really a woman. Just a person. Yo-Yo was wearing a Cowboy costume.
"Since we are all here. Let's get down to business. I have called in the HeeBeeGeeBeeH to help us defeat this man." Fanny said as he turned on a screen behind him.
"Not him, anyone but him !" said ICSK!
On the screen was a picture of The Whoded Whod. He looked all menacing in his neon orange cloak.
"Who's that?" Amazing Guy said as the pointed to the screen.
"That's the Whoded Whod, you have fought him before, haven't you ?" asked Fanny.
"Yes, but behind him."
Peeking out from behind the Whoded Whod is a height challenged man, He is wearing a green trench coat with yellow trim. His blue bowler with a red band is slightly to the left. He has a black t-shirt on, with stone washed denim jeans. His shoes are untied.
"I don't know. I guess I never noticed him there. Does anyone know ?" Fanny said turning to the group.
No one knew but Amazing Guy did, but he didn't tell. Amazing Guy has fought with this man many a time. Now, AG knows why everything is the way it is. Eddie has altered the fabric of space & time to created a Parody of the Parodyverse and no one knows but him. He thinks the envelope has something to with it.
"I have been in formed by spoofy, the omni-assitant mayor of the world that the Whoded Whod is causing havoc in Lost Angles. Normally, we wouldn't care about this but today is Leif Erickson Day & you just don't cause havoc on Leif Erickson Day, it's just not heard off. The Whoded Whod must be stopped. If that height challenged man with him is evil & in cahoots with the Whoded Whod, he must be stopped too." Fanny said.
"Aye, Whoded Whod cannot be aloud to ruin this day for anyone." Duner said, now completely drunk.
"So, Larry Legion, with help from HeeBeeGeeBeeH, let's rock !" Fanny said.
Everyone, except for AG, cheered as they ran out of the room. Amazing Guy was left alone & he thought that the only way to get everyone back to the way they were was to play along & have Eddie defeated.
"Hey, Ag. Are you coming ?" Veggie Lad said peaking his head back into the room.
"Yes."
"Ok." VL said & they skipped down the hallway to the rest of the crowd.
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Meanwhile in Lost Angles, Eddie watched AG on his special TV.
"That's what you think. I wouldn't be defeated that easily."
He then laughed.
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Lost Angles, Downtown.
A large section of the city has been reconned.
"So, Larry Legion you had to call in the HeeBeeGeeBeeH to defeat me. I rule!"
"No, you don't." Fanny Said.
"Alright, people. Let's kick his butt, then we can go back to the Shack & watch cartoons."
The combined might of the Larry Legion & the HeeBeeGeeBeeH run at the Whoded Whod. The Whoded Whod waves his arms & the Larry Legion / HeeBeeGeeBeeH group were reconned, Amazing Guy jumped out of the way. They were changed, they now were the opposite sex versions of themselves.
"Of course, Eddie changed the Hooded Hood's power's to. It's good too because I don't think I could defeat the Hooded Hood by myself. I really need to get Eddie to undo this, I'm not sure how much more of this I can take." Amazing Guy said, looking for Eddie.
The Whoded Whod waves his arms again & changes the Larry Legion / HeeBeeGeeBeeH into frogs. AG is still looking for Eddie.
"He has to be here. He wouldn't miss this."
Then, AG hears someone laughing. He looks up to see floating on a cloud, a height challenged man sitting there eating popcorn. He doesn't see AG.
Amazing Guy flies up behind him.
"How's it going, Scott ?" Eddie says not turning around.
"How did you know it was me ?"
"Well, it is my dimension." Eddie says & turns toward AG.
"What you thought that this was actually the Parodyverse ? Come on, I don't have that much power but I can abduct you to my own dimension & create a pretty good copy of the Parodyverse here. Don't you think ?" Eddie said.
"The HeeBeeGeeBeeH ?"
"I never said it was prefect copy."
"But, why did you do this ?"
"What? Make everyone better. The Parodyverse was messed up, but the Parrot-E-Verse is not & I was bored."
"What?"
"That's what I am calling it. The Parrot-E-Verse has nice ring to it."
"No." Amazing Guy said as he lifted Eddie off his cloud to punch him. Amazing Guy blinks.
"Scott, Scott. Wake up! Your having a bad dream."
Amazing Guy opens his eyes & is standing on his bed, about to punch a pillow. Janeen is standing next to him. They are in there bedroom in Littlesmallville.
"What happened?" Scott said.
"I don't know. I woke up to find you sleep fighting air. You mumbled what I think were your teammates names & someone named Eddie. I have been trying to wake you up for the last couple minutes."
Scott got off the bed.
"Are you ok ?" Janeen asks.
"Yeah, I think."
Scott went about his morning, not sure if this was real or not. He avoided the mail man this morning.
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From Lost Angles inside the dimension formally known as the *th Dimension, now known as the Parrot-E-Verse, Eddie sits watching Scott on the TV.
"Did I do good? I thought him waking up & thinking it was all a dream would be a good ending. It worked for Bob Newhart. "
"Yes, you did good but change Whoded Whod. The Larry Legion & the HeeBeeGeeBeeH need to fear him. If you don't change it, I'll personally come & really recon them & you." said the man dressed in a black cloak, his unearthly green eyes glow under his hood.
"Thanks & ok."
The man leaves & Eddie changes the channel.
"Cool ! A new episode of Man-Man & the Master of the Parodyverse."
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The Hexagonal ship of the Lurker, somewhere out in the space time continuum.
“Master Lurker, I’ve updated the files. The *th dimension is now listed as The Parrot-E-Verse."
“Thank you, Humdinger, my loyal servant.”
“Very well.” Humdinger said as she left to another part of ship.
The Lurker is left looking at view screen of sometime in the future & is unsure if this will ever come to pass.
The End!
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Footnotes:
This story is part repost & part new story. The first chunk is part of a story I already posted entitled "Eddie's Return". Instead of reposting the first part & the second part I merged it into one & came up with a differant title.
Also, I wrote awhile ago so the team line ups are out of date & I hope no one took offense to the Parrot-E-Verse versions of there characters.
